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There are a few things I cannot – and will not – do, so please don’t ask.
- I cannot change anyones sexual preference. If you are gay and have a straight friend, respect their sexuality and move on. I cannot help you.
- I cannot kill people (but… I can curse them – please place your order here)
- I cannot reduce or prevent a prison sentence, change the mind of a jury, or make a charge or conviction go away. Apologies.
- I cannot transform you into an animal, change your sex, change your age, alter the past, or give you super human powers.
- I cannot tell the future, or tell you what someone is thinking. I am not a psychic.
- I cannot alter the laws of physics or do anything that is generally considered ‘impossible’.
- I do not teach witchcraft, or take on students.
- I do not do telephone or 1-2-1 consultations or interviews.
- I do not sell books, charms or lucky trinkets. I don’t recommend books either. Have you tried amazon?